smackers

I still don't have any followers on this blog yet.. maybe I should learn to write about something more interesting. Hmm? whats interesting. Maybe a pet peeve.. my biggest pet peeves usually revolve around the mouth. Either people eating, biting, or spitting any type of noises that could come from the mouth tend to annoy me. First of all is smacking. If you are eating food, chew with your mouth shut. Plain and simple. Then if you are brushing your teeth please do not make suckling noises. If you are biting do not scrape your teeth on the fork. Basically be aware of the noises you are making with your mouth. If other people are not eating then it is super important to be conscious. People can hear every sound coming out of your mouth. Personally mouth sounds make me wanna vomit. It's absolutely disgusting. Also another type is when you are sick and you hock up lugies and shit. I understand that you are sick and cannot help it but constantly hoisting up saliva in your mouth is just obnoxious. I don't feel like these are hard tasks to accomplish. Its simple etiquette. Etiquette that is considerate. By the way never tell your mother that she is crunching on her salad ... even if it is sooooo true she'll be really offended. And no matter how rich, pretty, sweet you may be when you break these simple eating rules people will think your a gross little piggy... oink oink